Honey you barely touched your giant bag of scrambled eggs
(I am ashamed to admit that I ate from the egg bag two times)
by WannabeDruid
37 Comments
GhostHostLMD
GlassTablesAreStupid
I could eat the top 2/3 no problem. It’s the bottom egg milk concoction that turns my gut
miserlies
jazzy_jade
It’s so wet 😭
Appropriate_Unit3474
Man that’s certainly a bag of egg
Just-the-top
Why
Estrellathestarfish
Why the congealed egg bag when you can make fresh scrambled eggs in minutes?
713nikki
Hey, can you do me a favor and get a pair of scissors and just nip off the corner of the plastic bag so you can drink that viscous egg sludge that’s built up down there?
Open_Youth7092
Never knew you could cook eggs uneasy…
pun_in10did
How long has it been in that bag? That looks like a Christmas themed bag.
bimboozled
God my friend has pulled this stunt on me a couple times when we go camping, “don’t worry about bringing breakfasts, I got it covered” only to show up with a gallon bag of shitty soggy unseasoned eggs
Never again
RCW777
Ready to sneak into the movie theater or sporting event.
WorldsDeadliestCat
this is making me ill
Natural-Nobody-7644
Add a shitload of fried rice, and it’s on
Xx_Silly_Guy_xX
Hiding this on someone’s chair like a whoopee cushion
misntshortformary
ImmaculateWeiss
I fuckin love scrambled eggs, that is all
DowntownEconomist255
Did they cook so much because the eggs were going bad and didn’t want to waste them?
Putsomesunglasseson
OP I really want some bagged eggs , can you give me a scoop
Naroef
What is that, like a dozen?
Cantstandyourbitz
Halloween is only a few months away. You could give these out to trick or treaters. Smaller bags, obviously.
Xanadu87
I would portion that out into a dozen flour tortillas and wrap and freeze them for quick breakfast tacos
Significant_Carrot81
Would smash
Interesting_Event_68
But you didn’t give me a bottle of ketchup to go with the eggs.
FoodieQFoodnerd102
Ashamed?!? Nooooo, you wear that one with pride!
You just demonstrated that you can, and will, do whatever is necessary for basic survival, and to get through whatever unpleasant necessity is currently in your path.
This puts you ahead of probably 90 percent of the people you’ll be competing with for scarce resources if major disaster hits.
ixch123
Its in a bag 😭😭
CharmedMSure
This photo made me feel ill.
Potato_Morgue
It’s the holiday themed bag for me 🤌🏻
ICantLeafYou
Pros: It comes in one of those festive ziplocks.
Cons: I’m allergic to eggs and ~~not at all~~ very sorry that I cannot join you in enjoying the egg bag.
No-Sort-1073
This is upsetting.
BillyBobBarkerJrJr
There’s no shame when it comes to eggs. (Except ketchup.)
DeceptiJon
Begg
ateshitanddied_
I thought the biggest perk of not eating eggs was saving all the money…
37 Comments
I could eat the top 2/3 no problem. It’s the bottom egg milk concoction that turns my gut
It’s so wet 😭
Man that’s certainly a bag of egg
Why
Why the congealed egg bag when you can make fresh scrambled eggs in minutes?
Hey, can you do me a favor and get a pair of scissors and just nip off the corner of the plastic bag so you can drink that viscous egg sludge that’s built up down there?
Never knew you could cook eggs uneasy…
How long has it been in that bag? That looks like a Christmas themed bag.
God my friend has pulled this stunt on me a couple times when we go camping, “don’t worry about bringing breakfasts, I got it covered” only to show up with a gallon bag of shitty soggy unseasoned eggs
Never again
Ready to sneak into the movie theater or sporting event.
this is making me ill
Add a shitload of fried rice, and it’s on
Hiding this on someone’s chair like a whoopee cushion
I fuckin love scrambled eggs, that is all
Did they cook so much because the eggs were going bad and didn’t want to waste them?
OP I really want some bagged eggs , can you give me a scoop
What is that, like a dozen?
Halloween is only a few months away. You could give these out to trick or treaters. Smaller bags, obviously.
I would portion that out into a dozen flour tortillas and wrap and freeze them for quick breakfast tacos
Would smash
But you didn’t give me a bottle of ketchup to go with the eggs.
Ashamed?!? Nooooo, you wear that one with pride!
You just demonstrated that you can, and will, do whatever is necessary for basic survival, and to get through whatever unpleasant necessity is currently in your path.
This puts you ahead of probably 90 percent of the people you’ll be competing with for scarce resources if major disaster hits.
Its in a bag 😭😭
This photo made me feel ill.
It’s the holiday themed bag for me 🤌🏻
Pros: It comes in one of those festive ziplocks.
Cons: I’m allergic to eggs and ~~not at all~~ very sorry that I cannot join you in enjoying the egg bag.
This is upsetting.
There’s no shame when it comes to eggs. (Except ketchup.)
Begg
I thought the biggest perk of not eating eggs was saving all the money…
…until now
They’re called Christmas Eggs.
